LOL Tom the groundhog is not an actual hog so therefore ipso facto the picture is not ham-fisted but good try.

it's just a tat. I had it first.

I can't break the code.

Statute of Limitations exists for a reason. Should not be removed despite how horrible these types of crimes are.

Same problem you have. We're both Deadspin commenters.

I hope they use this for good and warn everyone about 9/11.

Grant Balfour has to be the worst possible name a reliever can have in a payoff-pitch situation.

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

"We couldn't possibly run down all the dignitaries who appear in this bit..."

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

ummmmmmmmmmm.... isnt it a little RACIST of you to assume that just cause this kid lives in rio di janeiro that he is poor and also has no father????

The fake mustache craze needs to go away

And probably not just him.

Hey, at least Park isn't beating herself up about the matter; she certainly seems inclined to let it slid—

[Clipped from behind by Shame]
[Passed by Chagrin and Self-Loathing]

Wait, wait, wait. All this crap about how Sochi is a hell-hole, and you mean to tell me that it's really the land of puppies?

/packs lunch

He's posting on Deadspin.

October 6, 1990; Columbia, Mo.:

Shouldn't Stewart be sporting the "C" on his jersey?