Yeah, except no one will be playing The Order in five months, and Destiny is still packed. But good try at an analogy, it almost worked.

I'm confused by the pre-release hype surrounding this game. Where were the high expectations coming from? Am I missing something?

Nope. Shooting things will always be fun. But it's how you shoot things that determines how fun the shooting actually is.

I don't want to kick the game too much ... but man, I love that video:

Worthy review of the game is of course one of the very few positive reviews that exist. What're the odds.

Right, Game Of The Year with a 67 score on Metacritic. Yep the critics are loving this one.

You can be cinematic without using QTE's everywhere. See; Shadow Of The Colossus. I think complaining about the lack of gameplay IN A GAME is a fair gripe.

Do you like movies? Do you like video games? If you answered "yes" to either of those questions, you should probably skip The Order: 1886.

You haven't played the game.
They have played the game.
The game is getting mediocre reviews from most people

Or, and here's a crazy idea, maybe he just didn't like the game?

Have you played the game as you seem to have a pretty strong opinion on the product? I ask because last time I checked the game doesn't come out for another 16 or so hours...

And to be fair, that was most of the fun of Jurassic Park too.

If Starcraft was a kids' cartoon it'd be Carbot's Starcrafts!

Ground Zeroes feels like an Early Access game. "Hey you guys, we finished this one level, so please give us $40 so we have the extra revenue to finish the rest of the game." In days gone by, I really think Ground Zeroes would've just been a free demo, like how they gave away nearly the entire Tanker chapter as a demo…

That "dog" doesn't even hold a candle to Robbaz's War Corgi: