Is it possible that maybe modern FPS's just aren't your thing? You don't seem too enthusiastic about any of them.

The first episode of Life Is Strange, that intriguing-looking adventure game from the people who made Remember Me, is coming out January 30th, publisher Square Enix just announced. It's coming to PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, and PC, for $4.99. You can also buy a pass for all five episodes for $19.99.

"However, since a large portion of the patch replaces existing files the net increase to the game's overall size will be less than 6.7 GB."

The bugs were embarrassing, releasing a big-ass patch to get it all fixed is absolutely not and is a good sign for the future of the game. Plus how does the game coming out earlier make them more money anyway?

Well it sucks that it launched in such a bad state, but the devs have done a pretty good job of being on top of fixes.

Sera is explaining to Cassandra exactly what "fisting" is after Cass read about it in the latest Swords and Shields adventure.

Hathaway is pretty good and Bundersnatch Cabbagewank is kinda ok, the rest are a little squiffy. The lesson here is that they need to release this game everywhere so I can spend hours making derpy imitations of celebrities for other ppl to criticize ASAP.

Bendedbrick Cucumber approves.

The Anne, Kathryn Morris and Cumberbatch characters look really like them it's scary, but the rest are mediocre, and if you want Emilia Clark in a game go for Dragon Age Inquisition, seems Emilia has an affinity for anything with Dragons in it.

But honestly, I am only expecting it to have a few extra lighting tricks that seem to appease the mindless masses.

you sound like a massive fucking baby, you must be hits at the parties you're rarely invited to

You should apply to naughty dog as a technical director, maybe your knowledge can lead to a better standard that you expect from games.