He is the one who signed the contract, not me. If he was already being vocal about his pay 3 weeks into the contract that no one forced him to sign, and that bothered me, I guess I do have problems. As you stated below, if he wanted the bigger payday, he should have waited 2 years. None of that is the point, however.…

I had no idea what he was getting paid, what his contract looked like, or what baseball’s rules for paying people are, and none of that would matter. You have a guy that seems universally liked and has excited people just by his presence. Now he has 3 good games and is already telling people he should be paid more.…

Misread the headline as him wanting the Angels to PAY him more, and for a split second thought that he had already ruined the greatest thing to happen to baseball in years.

I thought at one point Keystone actually said “Stones” right on the box. A 12-pack was “12 Stones.” A quick search returned this sweet poster. No telling how old it is, so it adds nothing to the argument except the fact that it is pretty sweet.

Was she suing for $.09?

Game 5 of the 2007 Eastern Conference Finals against the Pistons was one of the greatest performances (if not the greatest) I have ever seen. He scored the final 25 points for Cleveland in a 2OT game. It seems like ancient history, but those Piston teams were no joke. To think he is still playing like this 11 years…

With hands that size, I can see how a ball bearing could easily be confused for a bowling ball.

Seems the third party survey company simply posted to the wrong website. Meanwhile, shouts of “What the fuck does nutmeg have to do with Denny Hamlin” could be heard throughout Shelby County, Alabama as citizens awoke and checked their twitter accounts

Norman Einstein wholeheartedly agrees.

I had assumed this was a hat tip to “The Princess Bride.”

Seems to me he needs to drink more water.

I bet the person who took the pictures is really regretting deleting the other photo of Cuban sniffing his finger. “Why would anyone want to see a picture of someone doing that? Plus I was running out of space on my phone.”

You think this is bad. Try getting her in the mood.

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

Little Baller

Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma.

While out for lunch last weekend I was fortunate enough to be sitting at a table next to a woman while she had a facetime conversation with her 20-year-old looking son while her husband sat quietly on the other side of the booth eating. The back of the phone was facing him the entire time, and the wife kept filling…

Buried the lede, there. What the hell happened to Adler?

Glad to hear Roth is back. He frickin’ killed it last time. Great addition to the show. Now don’t fuck it up and make me look stupid.

I failed to read the caption under the video and thought to myself, “Damn, Samer can really wing that ball. Pretty impressive.”