EmpireJoe
EmpireJoe
EmpireJoe

The adorable little story, told by Kate Middleton to Florida’s News-Press.

Wasn’t this little guy in a bushfire? His paws are being treated for burns :(

Considering the bullshit that flight attendants have to deal with on a regular basis, the threat of a koala attack probably wouldn’t even land in their top 10 worst days.

Too bad they got him back. The cheetahs would have made far more responsible parents.

They don’t just walk the cheetahs at the San Diego zoo, each cheetah also has an emotional support dog buddy assigned to each one so they aren’t constantly stressed. Same with their wolves. It’s fucking adorable as hell.

Learning at two that your parents are criminally stupid may save you a lot of frustration in later life.

I thought the Darwin Awards were for your own stupidity, not being killed by someone else’s dumbness. The kids deserves an award for making it this far with those parents.

I didn't know either. Actually, I don't think I've ever thought of him as a sexual being period. But I'm glad he's happy!

was Barry Manilow being gay a thing that everybody knew about and I was just in the dark?

Did anyone else notice that one list was for “girls” and the other for “young men”?

if Malik was some blond guy do you really believe that he would be compared to the Sandy Hook shooting?

This is an entirely true story.

So one time, my dad was in a dog park in DC, and his dog Pete starts humping another dog. The owner of the other dog came over and kicked Pete to get him off of the other dog. My dad, understandably, was like, “WTF dickhead, don’t kick my dog,” and the owner of the other dog responded

I’m willing to bet Kelly does give a fuck when people comment on her weight, but has decided to not give them the pleasure of seeing her hurt.

I think I came, I think I came

Nope she is identified as Christina George-Harvan. From another article

A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.

Seriously... SERIOUSLY. He's one of the sexist men I've ever come across, bar none. The young Hollywood dudes seem so 'meh' compared to him.

"My husband is from Italy, and if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

"Designer babies"?

I have to say (as someone on the autism spectrum).