It's my Christmas wish that I don't see anyone on the news blaming her for caring about him enough to try and stop his suicide. Please universe, just do me this one thing.

Seven-year-old Aiyana Stanley Jones got shot while she was sleeping. What crime did she commit?

Somehow all of the hundreds of times presidents took questions from only male reporters was never newsworthy...

I know I'm a morbid fuck, but that did not go nearly as bad as I thought it was going to.

She took a selfie while making that face.

I would get the fuck out of town if my boyfriend wrecked the neighbors house. I would pack all the shit and and never come back.

Every bad idea in the history of the world started with the words,"Hey ya'll, watch this."

If there is a heaven and dogs don't go there I will be very pissed. Send me back to Earth, please.

One of my kids said he was thankful to have two dads. You know, in case one of us dies, he has a spare.

Gonna just leave this here:

I feel more sorry for his assistant than the passengers.

Yeast infections go away.

Is everyone in this thread being sarcastic? He's not saying he literally doesn't know where his polling place is. He's saying, like, should I have the right to tell New York who to elect when I don't live there anymore vs. do I have the right to tell [New State] who to elect when I just moved there and have not formed…

Hey! #notallgreys

I like how he tells her that he's a guy and knows how guys think, and then goes on to tell us all what we think. Because we're one giant hive-mind; we all depend on compliments from handsome men for our self esteem, and none of us are homo/bi/asexual. None of us are unavailable. None of us derive our self-worth from…

Except that the moment even the hottest guy on earth catcalls some woman he doesn't know, he immediately becomes unattractive. How on earth is a hot guy supposed to meet women? Conundrum!

Don't lump them all in together, they comprise a family of many individuals and I'm sure there is some love there, but can I get a slow clap for Anna/Chickadee who is calling her mom out on her bullshit, who is encouraging that her own name be put out there as the one who the molester attacked so that this isn't…

This woman needs to lose custody of her minor children. No joke, no exaggeration.

I have mrsa and hiv on my hospital badge and keys :/

Thanks, but I think I'll stick to the Giant Microbe version.