If they met when she was visiting another prisoner, doesn't that mean they had no prior relationship? So he gets to have conjugal visits with someone he met at the prison? That seems a bit much, to me.

I had a cat like this. She would chase anything out of *her* yard. I watched her chase big dogs, a fox, deer, people. She was just a little thing but suuuuper territorial and super awesome.

Also, as someone who no longer communicates with her mother I want to say, I feel so, so bad for Ariel Winter. To have to stand up in court and say that you don't want to be with your mother is a horrible, horrible thing. It took me a hundred years of pain to finally cut off my mother, and I never had to do it…

Sally is awesome. With age comes wisdom, motherf**ker! C***T!

Straight from the khalasar...it is known!

I feel like I should be punished for laughing so hard at this...

Watching Louis CK on SNL...he's just doing his stand-up routine as the monologue and it sounds like a really bad laugh-track going on. It's just not working for me. Just me?

Am I the only one who skimmed this article and can only think of Dexter? Yes? OK, keeping my head down...

Oh, the memories! I can hardly wait until the senility kicks in. #bringit

Shrinkage! It's the ICE! #ahahahaha #bestthingever

Perfect. I wish I could star this a MILLION times!

Speaking of that amazing voice... Famous Men Reading Famous Poetry

Rectum? I hardly knew 'em! [I'll show myself out...]

First two times I saw Moulin Rouge I absolute hated, hated, hated it. For some reason it came up again and it just hit me what a romantic story it is. I know it sucks and it's cheezy and spastic but I fell in love with it.

Just want to say, this is such an awesome post! So many memories and so much talent! I commend you! #huzzah

There's an Archie Comics CEO?

I grew up poor and in a tiny, rural town, and Red Lobster was a BIG DEAL, y'all! It was FANCY for me! I grew up and got out, but I can see the appeal. To some people this is the big time. Or was, for a while.

So parents may avoid having more children with contraception, sterilization, or illicit use of NFP to bear this cost.

I loved it, too! Funnier and sharper than I expected!

Came here to see this, tyvm! :)