The smell of root beer is revolting. How do you do it?

You should probably be allowed to retire

Is that the "soft skin" filter the kids keep talking about?

Oh NO you guys, I *live* in Dallas. I should get like, 42 days of paid leave.

excuse you america has literally never caused a problem ever, especially not for africans.

If I could get 21 days paid leave just for going to Dallas, I would be on the first fucking flight.

The ironic thing is that we, in Nigeria, or indeed the rest of the world, are the ones that should be scared of you. The dude who knowingly brought Ebola to Nigeria in the first place was an American, there is now officially more Ebola in America than there is in many other African countries and you guys appear to not…

As a Coloradoan who has actually purchased edibles in Colorado, they all come in medicine like bottles and containers anyway, designed to be as safe from children as your average bottle of aspirin. And then you have to take them in your magical pot bag that gets all sealed up so you can show that your pot is in it's…

No way, I'll be dead so it won't matter

yes, it will be known as 'piss.'

Formula 1 restricted fuel flow and consumption is not your thing, right? mine neither

All I wanted from this race was for Keselowski not to advance. I'm not very excited by the outcome...

About the Couple: Mark and Kendra are two people who are getting married and they're NOT going to apologize for it! They can feel their friends inwardly rolling their eyes every time they talk about their wedding and guess what? It's going to be traditional, she's going to wear white, they're going to write their own…

The broken pieces of my heart are screaming with joy. That's the first line of my poem "Ode to Swiddleston".

While on Thursday he'd suggested that he felt physically fine and didn't think he had Ebola–"But do any of us know for sure?" .... Gohmert also said that he thought there was "some deal" between the United States and West African nations–"that's why they won't do a travel ban"–

Sorry I'm going with fuck NPH, marry Anderson Cooper, and kill Andy Cohen. Anderson Cooper is intelligent and has that sweet, savory Vanderbilt money.

MmmHmm. And one more thing: it doesn't matter to me the victim is autistic ..to do this to another human being autistic or not, is cruel and awful. Straight Up.

And the people law-abiding enough to hold a concealed carry should be adult enough to understand "given this threat, we cannot allow weapons into this event".

You don't know that with certainty. Someone with the proper permits would never shoot her? That's overly simplistic thinking. One can obey some laws and not others. I think she was brave to even consider speaking. She has had her life threatened many times and continues to advocate.