A baby fathered out of wedlock, a stripper, a little bit of semi-incest, a Presidential primary candidate...are we SURE Dynasty went off the air?

the greatest grifter of our times sits in the oval office

EXACTLY. I don’t know when the “I don’t need no stinkin’ expert” phenomenon began and I can only hope it’ll reach its zenith soon, but I wish people would even consider the notion that a layperson cannot correctly assess everything. If you are even remotely familiar with diagnostic criteria, let alone discerning it in…

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

I love the idea of, “Let’s combat anti-Nazi imagery with Trump imagery. That’ll show them who the real Nazis are!”

They have to maximize every opportunity now that luck isn't on their side.

The unsportsmanlike conduct rule states:

The unsportsmanlike thing is the Colts accepting the penalty.

They have to throw the flag, but the Colts don’t have to be big enough dicks to accept it.

Buying a painting of yourself at an auction and then never paying for it is a straight-up Trump move.

Nothing says "I'm innocent!" Like threatening your accuser. You want all the lawyers to have a copy of that so nobody can deny you did it. 

A moron who’s gotten away with this behavior his whole life bc he’s a star athlete.

What kind of moron sends threats in a GROUP text?  

Right? Like, he can’t just be a football asshole that eschews convention, he’s also gotta be a miserly cunt at best and a bonafide sexual assaulter at worst.

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.

I was all in on him a few weeks ago when he was being an asshole to other football men and football watcher guys were losing their shit about what a nutcase they thought he was.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

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the “how he cares about the world” part was somehow the most egregious thing finebaum said imo. suddenly he cares about cam’s philanthropic efforts when he probably has never given two shits about what eli does off the field.

the venn diagram of people who say “stick to sports” and then in the very next sentence say…