The Rob Ford of pastors! The past is the past! You can't change it! Let's move forward! Why do you haters all want me to step down?!

Nor should you, ever.

I can't take people who use the word speciesist seriously.

It's also a way to seriously piss off your current long-standing season ticket holders and make people not buy season tickets because they know they can get in free.

Jimmy John's also smells weird, but it just smells like massive bread rising, Subway smells like something from a hell dimension burst through and is rising.

part of your spirit menagerie, if you will?

The only thing I don't like is the open mouth. I know it's supposed to be sexy but it makes me think of mouth-breathers and I hate that.

Can't watch. Love it. Support it. Can't watch.

This was my first reaction here too. Like, this is super egregious (and sheds light on the fact that they've likely made other mistakes or will in the future with a bad system) all on it's own. It really doesn't need all of this drama about race. She's not saying she hates her daughter or that she is black - in…

Malpractice != emotional distress.

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

Ya know, Twilight actually has some pretty interesting characters and plot ideas.

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's new commercial is one of my favorite things on TV. I just want to go hang out with them.

This is Bruce right now:

I love this logic. "Why on earth would I need my driver's license if I'm not flying?"

I work in a library and when people don't have their cards* we can use their licenses instead. I don't get the people who don't have it on them, but the ones I understand the least are the parents - you're out with your kids, god forbid there's an emergency, you need that shit with you!

All hail Brinner.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.