Dicksneeze! *cackles*

TRUTH. Beware a man with a lip ring and super-beware a man with more than one. I was briefly involved with a guy who had three. He was the douchiest dicksneeze who ever lived.

But... but... tarring and feathering.

I'm not crying you're crying. get outta here.

It's not that his views are "out of date."

There is hope! I come from a very long line of Arkansans who have lived in the south for generations (for reals, they came to Virginia and North Carolina on ships in the 1600/1700's or were native folks in the south) and are 1. SUUUPER religious and 2. Pretty damn conservative. My uncle is gay. He didn't come out…

1) I didn't realize that white people thought getting a girl's ears pierced was a big deal until I was fifteen. I'm from Miami. Every girl I knew (friends and family) got her ears pierced before she was six months old.

Agreed. My daughter can have earrings when she's old enough to ask for them and care for them.

I got my ears pierced as a baby at the pediatrician's office and never had an issue with it. All of my friends who got their ears pierced in middle school at the mall had issues with holes closing up or infections. It's probably because when you're in middle school and you get your ears pierced your parents are…

How can you be so right about raspberries and so wrong about everything else? ALSO FUCK YOU BANANA RUNTS ARE THE BEST.

Uber, are you just smashing all these fruits into your mouth? I'm sort of worried about how many of them are juicing up your face. Maybe, you know, slice or eat with a fork? I'm picturing you in a high chair, just slamming fist-fulls of juicy fruits into your gob.

What? There's totally some seaweed in that photo. If you don't know how big seaweed is…well, that's your problem, landlubber!

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This "spelled out" gif trend is THE BEST@!!@!@!@!@!@!@

It's just a one in a million mutation that has happened before and will happen again. And yet...

<imagine the gif with the goat running around and nope nope nope, you know the one>

Unpopular opinion alert:

I'm a bit confused here. The question wasn't "Why aren't there gay characters in your books?" it was "Why aren't there gay sex scenes in your book?" And his answer was, because there are no gay characters, which makes sense.

then he puts in a gay love scene and because he is not gay he messes it up and people complain.

"It is not a democracy. If it was a democracy, then Joffrey would have died much earlier than he did."

Exactly.