So is Team Agnostic invited to cocktails as well? If not I'm willing to convert for a Lemon Drop.

This was my favorite.

I read that twice as 'freshly chewed bagel'. Maybe I need to get up and walk around for a few minutes.

grossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgross

Cock or salmon?

Kelly Cutrone is my hero.

We were beta testers for this ankle monitor and it was a mess. It seemed really uncomfortable (could you sleep with an ipod strapped to your ankle?) It also had a bright blinking light. My baby lay awake in his bed, screaming in horror at the blinking lights until we took it off.

Did he ever want to make bad men fly?

Have all those pearl clutching suburbanites forgotten their favorite book they like to endearingly squawk about?

I think the question should be, is that not how anybody read this?

Did anyone else read this in a thick Russian accent?

I live in the area. It really is a pretty Nice Place. If kinda boring. Best dog park in the whole area though! I've trained my dogs not to throw hot sauce on anyone. That's a pretty easy command.

Kelly - Thank you so much for sharing this! This is such an important project, and I love that they are inviting the public to help this year (citizen science!). Plus, puffins!

No. I love parenthetical asides. They make me who I am as a person.

Am I the only one who gets confused between Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, and Ayn Rand? They are all one and the same to me.

Stormageddon's dad is taking the late night spot of a well known Doctor Who nerd? I am... Ok with this.