So people who view the world like adults are more likely to experience satisfying, long-term adult relationships? Fuckin' studies, man. They'll surprise you every time.

Well, they ain't lying. I use them (dipped in cleaner/solvent) for cleaning small, hard to reach nooks and crannies of my:

I'm sure you know as well as I that some of the women who "prefer sex without condoms" actually just find it easier. Which is to say that it allows people to avoid what often becomes a confrontation.

Yes, we are completely unaware and didn't realize the most basic of contraceptive options available over the counter existed for our use until one brave rando on the internet brought it up. Thank you, you've changed EVERYTHING.

Speak for yourself. I took hormonal BC because I wanted easy access to P in V sex. Now I've got Paraguard for hormone-free, easy access to P in V sex. Some people don't mind condoms (you) and some people do (me). Hooray for lots of pregnancy prevention options!

Is it that hard to believe that some women prefer sex without condoms as well? Not to mention that condoms can fail, and other kinds of BC provide a second layer of defense in case the worst should happen.

I would charge him $30 for being such a dipshit.

GODDAMMIT, MARK. I'M GOING TO SEND YOUR RING BACK TO JARED'S.

You also got to "pop the popcorn," which was when they chucked a few tennis balls in there, and you all just shook the shit out of the parachute and made them jump around.

Well when he was in Pirates all those extra Johnnys he kept seeing were really his clones, so they have time for a lot of work ;)

I would lounge all over that. In a caftan. With some wine! AND BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!

Maybe she has a cuckold fetish? Maybe she's poly? Is it our business?

I'm going to be brutally honest with you right now. I don't think anyone in the 21st century could pull off black lace gloves other than the esteemed Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"

Seems to me that this is a really simple way to explain that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina. Wouldn't any parent be thrilled to make this a simple conversation in a controlled environment?

[Small voice] I like makeup and beauty stuff. I'd love to read lovely, joyful pieces about how to do half-moon manicures and how to tightline properly. And I think there are a lot of really rewarding conversations to be had about how progressive women approach beauty rituals and performance, and the way they can…

To be fair, a cold can be a serious detriment to an athlete's performance on Sunday, and it was provoking him.