Try being in your 60s. I haven't given a fuck in so long, I can't remember when I did.

And on that note, let's talk about pubic hair!

shut up, Mark is Jezebels national treasure.

wait wait wait... someone took a Bible verse out of context to support their argument?

That's what we did. Three siblings from Pine Ridge, which is where my wife grew up. They were never, ever going to be adopted, especially together. So the very least we've done is give them a safe place where they can stay with each other.

That's what giant buildings with your name on them are for.

My plan, eventually, is to adopt. Rather than add to the population myself, I would like to give a home to a child who otherwise would not have one.

I find it incredibly interesting that throughout all of this, she's consistently failed to mention that UT-Austin didn't reject her outright. They offered her a chance to attend one of its system campuses (UT-Dallas was floated as the best option), earn at least a 3.2 GPA during her freshman year (she maintained a…

Most important thing I got from that photo? Ole Georgie is a runner. See Kate's grip on his wrist? That baby is ready to PARTY.

Don't you mean "Rumour has it a new Adele album is on the way"?

So glad someone gets this and so glad its someone who uses the "are we doing phrasing again" bit. ARCHER FOREVER.

Are we doing phrasing again?

Callie, it's called "frito pie".

Sounds like someone could use an hour in the Ball Pit.

Team Dog

"So one time, I was Bob's house. We were hanging out, licking ourselves, giving humans dirty looks who tried to pet us, flicking our tails—you know, typical boys night out. Then, out of the blue comes this puppy, just bailing around the corner. I start to freak out, but you'll never guess what Bob does! It's so funny,…

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.