I am not as annoyed by these shirts as I am by the “Wifey” shirts. I even kind of hate the shirts that just say “Mrs.”

I am irrationally sad about this break up.

I don’t even have a good Chinese place in my tiny town and I’m tempted to go by the not so good place for the lunch buffet.

Backless shoes are the devil.

I got blue in my GlossyBox yesterday. It did not want to wash off either. Made my eyes look like giant bruised blobs.

That’s been me the past few days. I’m lucky if I remember to put mascara on to make myself less scary.

Oh my love for corgis! I will gladly take over the raising of the Queen’s corgis. My little corgi mutt is reaching his elderhood at 12 years old and I can’t imagine life without him.

This is why my dad never wore his wedding ring to work. Working on cars=catching your ring on lots of things and possibly doing this.

My exact thoughts.

Archer gifs are always relevant.

I’m also very confused by Mitt’s hair...

I was disappointed in my polish in my Glossybox. It was a nude color and looked more like a base coat than an actual color. I doubt I’ll use it. I got some kind of lip plumper instead of the stipple brush. I haven’t really used it but should have an opportunity to this weekend, so that’ll be different for me.

I thought it was Naya Rivera.

That was the first thing I noticed. So badass.

They made mega stuffd ones for a while and I had to stop buying them or risk contracting diabetes.

I am, totally and in all honesty, happy that you exist on Jez and are so able and willing to explain medical facts in a sensible way.

My fiance is in graduate school for public health. He refuses to tell me the horror stories that he reads as case studies since he thinks I already have high enough anxiety and don’t go to the doctor enough. His focus is on vaccines too. He’s doing his capstone study on the societal improvements because of vaccines.

I was just reading the tweets from @WhiteHouse and getting teary eyed.

They haven’t issued any since February when Alabama was first told they’d have to start marrying all couples. I think three other counties have done the same thing today. I guess there’s some loophole where if they don’t marry anyone, it’s not discrimination. I don’t understand it. If that’s part of the duty of that…

The probate court in my county is refusing to issue any marriage licenses. I don’t see how that helps anything, but I guess it gives the straight, bigoted couples a good reason to blame the gays.