The only negative comment I’ve seen on my FB was something about the government staying out of people’s lives. Um, I think this is accomplishing that. Now the government doesn’t have to worry about the genders of the two adults getting married. Seems easier to me.

I just snorted and scared my intern. Thanks.

That’s the best reply ever. I’m just going to start giving non-existent dates.

That’s just sad to me. I want my fiance at least kind of involved. He was married once before and had this big, overblown affair in a huge, stuffy church that wasn’t his style at all, because the bride did exactly that. She had the wedding planned. She just needed a groom.

That’s my thinking on the date too. I can be flexible with a date but I want to find a venue that I like and works with what I want. But if I go in with a super specific date and they aren’t available, I’ll be way more disappointed. I guess that’s not most people’s line of thought though.

The most stressful part of my engagement has been the constant questions about the wedding. Set a date? Booked a venue? Photographer? Caterer? Are you hiring a coordinator? I’ve been extremely busy at work and my fiance went back to school to prepare for a new career, so we’re short on spare time. We’ve been together…

Now I want Jell-O

My fiance asked me to start watching The Strain last night cause he loves that show. I had nightmares all night. I’m 30. I know that shit isn’t real, but it still gives me the hibbie jibbies.

My dad died right before I watched it for the first time. Left me rocking back and forth for several minutes.

Winner.

I thought my speakers were malfunctioning when it started. I like it, but my first reaction was “oh shit, I broke my work computer.”

I think she is very good at being her. At least, I hope she is being authentically weird and not just grabbing for attention weird.

I had chicken pox earlier this year as a 29 years old. Got it from my 35 year old fiance who had shingles. I have a big scar on my nose that’s indented but not discolored. And several dark circle marks on my right check, all the way to my hairline. Makeup helps, but I made it through childhood without any facial…

I wish only the women noticed. Only the men in my office are willing to say anything to me about it. Probably cause the women all know what it feels like to be in my shoes.

I think one of the old ones is still open in Little Rock, too. I remember going there when I was in college, 30 minutes away, after trips to the shady mall.

And you can order breakfast all day. They legit have the best breakfast for a chain.

My fiance, who is generally openminded about most things, said similar things “I can’t understand why someone would do that. How can someone feel that way?” I just kept repeating to him that he didn’t have to understand it, and, really, it in no way affects him what someone else decides to do to their body. If this…

I thought that was who it was until I actually clicked on the link.

So I never even thought about this until I read it here on Jezebel some time ago. Since then, I’ve started asking my nieces and nephews for hugs or kisses instead of demanding. If they say no, I just ask for a high five and they usually agree to that. I cringe when I hear hugs being demanded of children now. No one is…

I had a bag of potato chips and coffee. I feel like a failure.