My cousin announced her pregnancy during another cousin’s wedding reception. Not like, full on grab the mic announced, but went around telling family members. If I was the bride marrying into the family, I would not have been able to control my rage. If she does anything to upstage my wedding next year, I might stab…

I work for a college football team (among other teams at my university). No fall wedding for me and no festive December wedding because of possible Bowl appearances. So I get like January, February, and April. I’ll probably pick some date that offends someone. They’ll get over it.

I loved this book!! It was the first one I read by her. I had to get used to the setting being in Australia since that was a first for me, but I really liked the story.

One of my best friends is a kindergarten teacher. If that parent saw the kind of stuff we got into on weekends, she’d probably pull her special snowflake from the school. Teachers are people too. Maybe that’s what this mom should be teaching her child, not judging other people based on their shopping cart.

I’ve worked three sixteen hour days in a row, with at least one, potentially two, to go. I’ve dealt with crappy human beings (but also some really great ones, so it evens out) and cranky coworkers. But I work in customer service, so I’m expected to keep a smile on my face the whole time. All I want right now is a…

My fiance and I have never discussed it and on purpose. If it somehow comes around in conversations with others, we both laugh it off and say it doesn’t matter. Because it doesn’t matter to us. We both had “slutty” phases in our early/mid 20s - that much I know - though we didn’t know each other then. I honestly…

Don’t insult the yup-yup aliens like that!

I got incest-y and that maybe brother and sister are some kind of cursed immortals, attached to that house. She found what looked like older pictures of Hiddleston’s character looking the same age.

I really thought I was seeing things. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

Oh I agree. Not so much a direct insult but more as a tsk-tsk, towards someone generally lacking in sense or intelligence.

Starring for use of “bless her heart”

I’m offended that there aren’t more options for monogramming. It’s not really Southern Chic unless it has a monogram.

Oh, hell no. I’d buy a knock off when one of the boutiques in Birmingham got it in.

I would carry a “Totes Y’all” tote without shame. But I live in Alabama. So maybe I really have terrible taste.

I’ve set up a Pinterest board of dresses I like to give my ladies ideas (and if they want to buy one from the board, whatever) but your experience now has me scared. Of my five bridesmaids, I can only imagine that two would be problem children, but even that makes me fearful.

I’m flying and then shuttling by myself later this month. This is not the first time I’ve done this, but for some reason with this trip, I’m more apprehensive and aware that I’ll be alone, like an easy target, I guess. Neither this story nor the main article are making me feel any better about this.

Funny story from my home state: When Huck was governor of Arkansas, someone decided to renovate the Governor’s Mansion. So while the renovations were going on, the Huckabee family moved out of the Mansion into, if I’m remembering correctly, a triple wide mobile home parked on another part of the property.

That may be it then. I never knew that.

I have a family member who claims dozens of allergies, though she really only has issues will allergies related to pollen. She will list all of the foods that she won’t eat because she had a bad experience one time. She carries an EpiPen though she doesn’t have an allergy that would cause anaphylaxis (if there is…

You’d think since there’s a reasonably popular restaurant named Chipotle now it would have become a mainstream word that everyone can recognize.