I’m an 80’s baby. My first name is Mary and I go by my middle name. Does that count? Did I win something?

Yes exactly

So it’s on Netflixe? Whelp, there goes my weekend.

My fiance watched it on my DVR one day while I was at work and asked me why I didn’t warn him of all of the feelings he would have while watching that movie. It’s truly great.

Satan’s not evil, he’s a peer counselor.

This is going to haunt me for the rest of the day.

That makes me wonder how the students - who worked so hard to get accepted and now work so hard to stay in the program and finish it - feel about celebrities just announcing they want to do it too. Not saying Blake may not be intelligent, but she should have to prove she deserves the spot over a real student who will…

I only have the set for my eyes. They all work well, haven’t had any bristles fall out, and they came with a cute little bag.

There is a boutique in the town I live in that sells them. I’ve never seen them anywhere else and was actually shocked to see them on here. They apparently keep a list on their website of the stores. They aren’t life changing, by any means, but if you happen to run across some, I’d suggest giving other scents a sniff.

My fiancee was married once before, about ten years ago. We still have a lot of stuff from his first marriage, including multiple crystal bowls. I don’t understand why. Everytime I finish a bottle of wine, I throw my cork in one of the bowls. Maybe I’ll get crafty one day.

My mother is excellent at purchasing gifts off-registry. She usually buys one big thing from the registry then one smaller thing that she thinks the couple will like. For my cousin’s wedding, she got them a bunch of the tapas serving dishes they wanted (most useless things ever, since they don’t host parties or…

But like, why? Why give anyone that print for any reason? It boggles my mind...

29 and the stupid app told me 37. I’m not pleased.

My future-MIL bought me the Eco Tools eye shadow brushes. I like them and they’re very inexpensive.

I’ve routinely bought the Produce candle in Radish. I agree that the Rhubarb is too sweet smelling, but I always like the Radish smell and I’ve never found their candles over powering. I have weird reactions with smells though. My fiance sprayed Febreeze in our bedroom last night four hours before I got home and I…

I’m glad to know I didn’t just make that story up in my head.

Yep. I missed the class about French braids. And how are you supposed to do it to yourself?

I have fine hair but LOTS of it. I can’t do anything with it but straighten it or put it in a ponytail. I even sabotaged myself and cut it off to earlob length and can’t do the ponytail. I would love to be able to do all those cool braid things that are so hip lately, but I don’t know how a woman is supposed to do…

My lovely niece did that to her mother. They share a birthday. Even I’m guilty of wishing the baby happy birthday before her mom.

I’m so happy they went with Cadence for a name. When I realized they were going with a musical term, I was afraid it would be Melody or Harmony or something over played. Cadence is a good choice.