Teddy’s fallen off the deep end. I haven’t seen Wednesday night’s episode yet, but he’s falling apart. Which sucks because he actually is a good dad when he bothers to try.

Scarlett has gotten a pretty raw deal. Avery was an ass while they were dating and then turns out to be a pretty good guy when they aren’t together. Gunner has issues and is hot and cold. Hot producer guy screwed her over and got her addicted to pills. Her mom’s a hot mess. Her uncle has cancer. Her career fell apart.…

Zoe went through so much crap. She deserved better.

The Triple X’s have the best music on the show right now. And as much as I loved Gunner and Scarlett together initially, Gunner is being very irritating right now. Let the girl bang the hot doctor. You lived with her best friend for way too long.

Thankfully, most of my coworkers harbor a healthy fear of pissing me off, so I don’t hear it from them. My fiance though...definitely.

If you don’t want to wear makeup, don’t wear makeup. But don’t tell someone else what they should do. I imagine she wouldn't appreciate being told to wear more makeup.

This one was my favorite. I love the lip color.

Yay south Alabama! Our whole “Spring” consisted of some rain and winds and a tornado watch or two. Now it’s summer until - like - October or November. Super fun times!

That happens to me like once a week when I get in too big a hurry and forget either eyeliner or mascara.

Sounds like a winner....

Raw Story has a little bit of explanation of the back story, but not really much. I applaud her confidence and use of profanity, but I’m worried about anyone who shows that level of self-importance.

That’s terrifying. What is his background? Has he only been a politician?

I WISH I lived in one of those metropolises. I moved to Troy about a year ago from Birmingham. I never thought I’d miss B’ham. But I do. I really, really do.

That was the first thing I noticed about that dress. I mean, I know it’s intentional, but why?

I went wedding dress shopping a few weeks ago. My aunt tried to get me to try on a satin sheath dress. I’m fairly hourglass shaped with a few extra pounds. I looked at her like she was totally crazy. It was the only dress I refused to try on because I knew it would show everything I was trying to conceal. I think I…

I want to wear this around my house and drink cocktails and feel fabulous. If my house was in some much more glamorous location than lower Alabama/had a veranda to look out over the “little people.”

Same with my Jack Russell. 8 years old and getting very white around the snout, but he still jumps around like a puppy.

I often tell my 12 year old corgi mix that he is not allowed to die. He’s really my fiance’s dog and I’ve only known him for three years, but I don’t know what I would do without his cuddles at night.

I do secretly want Joe to go kick his ass, but I also don’t want Sophia or Joe resorting to violence because that just gives Nick something else to whine about. Dude, just let the lady be happy with her hunky new beau. Move on.

Tartar sauce packets, or just jellified tartar sauce?