Were they doing it all on purpose? I can’t imagine a place screwing up so spectacularly so often on accident.

The only person I know who bought into this line is obsessed with status and looking wealthy. Related, she’s the tackiest person I know.

They showed this preview before Cinderella and my future mother in law was so excited. It made me question her usually very good taste.

Tim Daly is on Madam Secretary, a show I don’t really watch but that my future father-in-law gushes over every time we talk about tv. I did realize that I find him horribly attractive, though.

I worked with a lady who had two uteruses (uteri?). She and her husband had trouble conceiving so she was on fertility drugs. When she finally did get pregnant, with twins, her doctors did caution using condoms during pregnancy sex so the rare chance of her getting pregnant in her OTHER uterus wouldn’t happen. It also…

Chicken wraps from Chick Fil A. Not really tacos, but made with a tortilla, and supports Good Christians.

Somehow election night 2008 turned into my eventual boyfriend’s attempt at a “date.” I thought many of us were getting together to watch the results. Nope, just us. So I feel comfortable in blaming Obama for that disaster of a relationship.

I kinda miss those days.

That was probably their intention. Didn’t work out for them. clearly.

One of my cousins seems to attend ThirtyOne parties like twice a month. She’s wasted so much on that stuff. Not that I don’t like the products. I own some of the insulated stuff. But I order it online like a normal person, not at a party where I can be talked into easily spending hundreds more than I planned.

There is bull riding at a rodeo but if you just have bull riding, you do not have a rodeo. Bull riding competition sounds like a suitable, descriptive title.

I’ve been at my job for a year. I still call it “my new job” and feel completely confused every day. I don’t know if this will make you feel better or worse.

I watched Killing Jesus (I didn't realize it was Bill O'Reilly, you guys!!!) and they did a good job with casting overall. Vampire Bill was Pilate and Kelsey Gramar was in there briefly, but overall, lots of non-white people playing roles that were meant for non-white people. It was refreshing.

I just spit my water all over my keyboard, thanks.

I forgot this one originally!

I find it funnier that they put a picture of her using her Blackberry on an iPhone 5 case.

What about baked potato? Starch covered in butter and salt and pepper. That’s my typical go to.

This is the best.

Are you me? I think we're the same person. I just cut my hair off and mourn the loss of my ponytail. And now I have to expend some kind of effort to not look like a crazy person with wonky hair.

I love the look of Eliza J dresses (the halter dress above) but I don't have a Nordstrom's near me and I'm afraid to drop $160 on something I never got to try on. Alas...