I was going to say, we need to talk about that broom...

Last weekend, it was 93 in Alabama. My bf and I went to dinner and when we left, the car next to us had a small dog in the car, windows cracked, with the dog yipping and yapping. I didn't know what to do. It was hella hot outside, but do you call the police in that sort of situation? Ask the hostess inside to find who…

Are you supposed to like Jenny?

There is nothing bad about The Princess Bride!!!! (except the sexism...shhhhh) Shut your mouth!!

Funny story: I just moved to a smallish town in Alabama (I used to live in Birmingham). EVERYTHING here has George Wallace's name on it. The house I'm moving into is on George Wallace Drive. You think they would have updated this stuff by now. Now I live in a racist duplex.

Well I stand corrected...but I feel like that explains a lot about his writing.

Not exactly like his books. No one gets cancer/dies tragically.

The tattoo parlor I went to was actually in a trailer. It was the cleanest, most well recommended tattoo parlor in the area.

She has a speaking voice for porn, for sure, based on this bit of acting.

He's just the best...

What about the swans? The swans are the real assholes...

Dear ducks,

I laugh at this women, with my history of my very Southern mother who was...basically the exact opposite. When I was 17, my mother sent me to the doctor by myself to have my first pelvic exam and discuss birth control options. She was confident that she had raised a responsible, mature young woman who would be going…

That was also my exact first thought...

You know what brand I actually really like for two pieces? Old Navy. I got some quality suits there last summer on discount. Cause everything there is on discount...

That looks like every triangle bikini I've ever seen. And no, that won't fit my size 10 body, much less someone bigger (or smaller for that matter. Those things only look good on size 0/2)

I have the same problem with my boyfriend. We're living in two different cities now and were watching together, through text message (phone call is too invasive to the viewing experience). He had a meltdown at the end of the fight and wanted to know what happens to Tyrion. I refused to tell him and he's too…

I did yearbook all 4 years of high school. The yearbooks were paid for by the cost the students paid for them and the cost of the advertisements in the back. Most of the parents of seniors paid for different sized ads for their graduates and most community businesses bought ads every year. I'm fairly certain the…

Watching the Formula 1 race this weekend, he did the podium interviews at the end. He walked up to one of the finishers, shook his hand and said "Nice to meet you. I'm Benedict," and I died. I don't really think he did an exceptional job conducting the interviews, but him introducing himself was the best thing.

I have a segment in my family that I don't really associate with that uses Robin as a unisex name (which it is, I get that). Mother, Robin. Son, Robin. Granddaughter, Robin. I don't get it, personally.