I will never forgive this book series for my having to defend fan fiction as not crap and also having to explain safe words to family members I'd rather have no sexual conversations with.

I'm glad it won't autocomplete "preggers" because I fucking hate that word and all the cutesy abbreviated versions of "pregnant." You know how some people get all skeeved out by the word "moist?" Mine is preggers. Prego. Preggie. Baby bump. Fuck all of those terms.

Tomorrow I spend the holiday with my entire extended family, all of whom recently shared this on facebook:

I don't mean to provoke... but I'm assuming you're a young male gamer, and not, say, a woman dealing with a cultural bias swarming with sexual harassment, objectification, belittlement, degradation, and unbalanced gender bias in every facet of their lives.

Dustin Browder took to Heroes of the Storm's official blog to offer his regrets for his response in this interview with Rock, Paper, Shotgun. "I responded poorly to a statement the interviewer made about over-sexualized character designs in games, and I want to apologize for that," Browder wrote.

Yes genius that's exactly what I mean. This is a serious article about serious sex tips and not based on an observation I had that one time many moons ago when my ex boyfriend and I smoked weed and watched the VS fashion show and laughed at the whole thing because it was the funniest shit ever.

Normally I'd agree, except that in Clinton's case, she didn't run her entire campaign on this idea that she was a born and bred New Yorker through and through. Also, New York is a state that's way more full of transplants; in order to get elected in Wyoming, you really have to be WYOMING, which is why Cheney's going…

Jezzies in Wyoming, where you at? Who's bringing the popcorn for our election night party? This shit keeps getting better.

I find this one sort of cute. The humor is gentle, the tone is whimsical, and there's a marked lack of either rape references or threats of cunt punting.

That is exactly what was said. Now: explain how you got past all the booby traps Jezebel has set up specifically to keep filthy male swine away!

So does he say "G'day Sheila" instead of "Hey Girl"?

Or GTFO.

How can feminists end up with all these abortions when they are all man-hating lesbians? I find all this so confusing.

Douchebag Shrugged

I get about half way through these articles before my mind just goes blank and I want to be all...

"British pixie stick" that is PERFECT. So perfect. Cookie?

GET ME IN THIS SANDWICH.

And yet, it could still make more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart. . .

*dodges all the sharp things thrown*