Anyone who callously slaughters a living being is not someone I would trust to fill my dental cavities.

HALF CHORES OMG YESSS

You marry a sugar daddy. Good luck.

15. Quit touching each other!

Fun Fact: They tested the surfaces on the NYC Subway, and found active vaginal yeast on most of them.

My five-year-old knows that when people grow up they can have surgery to change from man to woman or woman to man. It’s not a very difficult concept to grasp. I know that sexuality and gender is something that really freaks out a lot of adults and confuses some who were raised with very strong gender binary rules.…

Actually, around that age is exactly when kids start understanding gender and feelings of something being different about their identity.

Well, she does say “cents,” and even five year olds have access to that kind of money. A five year old really has no concept of the difference between a quarter and $10,000.

And I thought this day was going to be dull.

Of course, he ALREADY has a story ready for his wife about “this crazy ex who won’t let go”.

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking:

If I think about all the time we spend IMing and calling and skyping, he couldn’t possibly also be married, right?

Oprah is rolling in her grave

okay what

She won’t get any of my empathy. She is belittling black women. She thinks that all it takes to be a black woman is to tan your skin, wear shitty wigs, and take black dick. She is scum.

Emma Stone.

Head trauma?

the most BRUH that has ever BRUH’d