The fact that she is alive and well is definitely a relief, but the fact that there is no sign of a pregnancy or of a baby is troubling. I guess the best (albeit weirdest) explanation I can hope for is that she was never pregnant to begin with.

I would be shocked if she’d actually been pregnant. I think she faked it and dragged it on too long and then panicked.

I’ve been poking around online to see if there are any more details, but haven’t found anything except for a few photos of a very not-pregnant woman being taken into custody.

North Carolina has pretty serious restrictions on late term abortion, and a woman who had one at this point in the pregnancy would look like one who’d given birth - basically, still pregnant.

Literally stopped reading when I saw “females.”

T-Swizzle approved, even:

yo. i give you a solid 7.9/10 for this trolling cuz you wrote your damn dissertation. damn son. you fucking went for it.

“A girl can be friends with someone with a dick and not hop on it,”

Wait... Did you just make me like Ariana Grande?

The same people who talk shit about “fatherless children”.

sports journalists are the most self-important group of entitled fucks and also are

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.

At first glance I thought that was a waterfall of delicious liquid cheese and now nothing is ok anymore.

Working title: The Blade

I doubt he filed anything. His parents likely filed on his behalf, against his wishes.

You’re thinking of molestation. Statutory rape isn’t a forcible rape. It’s called rape only because of the presumption that someone under 18 (or 14 or 16 in some states) cannot legally consent to sexual contact. Which is a fair presumption most of the time - but statutory rape is alleged most frequently by the…

#notallsuccubi

But he’s an adult now, and she seems to still be attracted to him. It seems to me she never saw him as a child — perhaps in line with those who perceive children of color as being significantly older than they really are. In any case, it’s so gross.

This one looks kind of cool, though.