Is this a Motorola Razr?

NO I refuse to get on this trend. I'm sorry I can't. I didn't like it then, I do not like it now. I will not like them here, I will not like them there, I will not like them anywhere.

"You get free community college, and you get covered abortion, and you get marriage equality!

Your comment was that Diplo's 'just [doesn't] quite cut it.' I don't agree with that, and I don't think any reasonably (informed) person would either. I do agree with you that Taylor is more famous and popular in the mainstream than Diplo, but your original comment was not predicated on those terms.

Is it just this sub-site that is full of troglodytes who are only aware of musicians that have been on multiple covers of US Weekly? Gawker Media usually tends to attract slightly more urbane folks, in my experience.

"A-list" and "B-list" are meaningless signifiers when you're comparing someone who makes good, interesting music to someone like Taylor Swift. Popularity does not equal quality.

Huh? I flush tampons down the toilet. Have for, oh, 23 years now, give or take a few babies.

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Seems... risky? Maybe? I dunno how to feel about that kind of reaction. I bet ISIS is scratching their heads though.

Sounds like somebody hasn't been eaten in a while.

It's probably Colin Farrell.

Mmmmm... pussy.

Can you guess what they did for the opening band?

i am following you just because you called me "jill," which is the name i give to strangers in loud bars

Seriously, fuck everyone who is criticizing this article and then turning right around and calling Kara and Dodai Jezebel's token Black writers.

Absolutely, I totally agree. But I'm not ordering anyone to do anything, nor am I calling anyone an asshole, or "Jezebel's token black," or anything like that. To me it is quite obvious that Kara's piece is satirical and exactly on the nose about the futility of tokenism, but hey, rock on guys, keep doing what you do.

Commenters have called me white so many times now that they've actually turned me into a white person.

I cannot imagine Lupita carrying a cat around. It would ruin the perfectly clean lines of her outfits.

I hear you. But might do it again.