Chip on my shoulder is kind of strongly worded. I don't think it should be outlawed or anything. I said 'above critique' as in we can have discussions about the why and how and even determine that sometimes the kink is a manifestation of any number of mental issues and perhaps not healthy to indulge. A lot of kinky…

I've seen a few people on fetlife who actually pay women to go through the process.

And now we're veering towards a sort of philosophical discussion on what, exactly, qualifies as 'inherently wrong.'

This is essentially that (super fucked up) fetish called bimbofication, isn't it? I'm kinda over people thinking their kinks are above critique. Congrats on internalising such fuckery. May your grotesquely large tits keep your warm at night.

Oh wow, I think I found it, the one she sings alone. It's really good. She has that country crooning thing going on, I guess it doesn't translate well in the type of music she wants to make.

Wait I'm confused. Her voice actually isn't that bad? But I listened to a few songs on her ablum and figured she was more of a 'performer' or 'entertainer' than a vocalist. Why doesn't she do more actual singing?

I didn't say anything about simultaneous topics. I meant going from one to the other.

I didn't say it was a compliment. But a complaint would indicate I'm unhappy and want her to stop. I think she does it well and it's fine that it's her pet issue, especially since it's relevant to her life.

Unfortunate that I'm impressed? I didn't even really complain. It's more like watching someone contort until they can lick their own asshole. It's impressive.

Really impressed how a sort of interesting article about loneliness managed to inspire yet another rant about fatphobia.

There's a piece in Salon today specifically about why Russian women (or a russian women) love/hates russian men. They are apparently awesome lays but sexist, dismissive bastards.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that we start out without it? Going from a relatively hairless body to lot of hair during puberty was uncomfortable for me. I don't care what the hair looks like, but I don't like how it feels. Sex is 100000 times better for me when everything's all smooth because it's…

You'd be surprised how many actors have no idea what kind of movie they're making until they actually see it. They an't know it's going to be edited to include strange guitar solos, weird cinematography and a plot that makes very little sense. So you sign on to a sort of corny all right movie and make a comically…

Right? They look like dead bodies

I can sort of sympathise with this as someone who writes fiction but is mortified at the idea of anyone actually read my books. I just pretend it's limited to my agent and editor and ignore my entirely irrational disconnect. Sometimes as an artist the desire to make the art/create/whatever is enough that you…

It still sucks. It's not like he was being dishonest or cynical. He was speaking out it objectively. I say this as someone who enjoyed the shitty movies. The whole 'bite the hand that feeds' thing is about expecting people to tongue your asshole because you're (partly) responsible for an opportunity. But considering…

I've never been star struck enough to act inappropriately, but I got mighty close when I walked past Ryan Gosling in a Soho Duane Reade. I kept walking but had to resist the urge to turn around and stare as he passed the shampoos. I think living in nyc taught me that 'starstruck' should be an entirely internal…

hmmmm. Nope.

Woah are there people who really don't like the snuggle bear? He was my first love. I was obsessed with him and the pillsbury dough boy. And Freddy Krueger. And the Crypt Keeper.

Lupita Nyong'o and Jared Leto???? *gasping for air*