I’m 35, I look younger than my age. I try to be a kind empathetic person. I think I haven’t lost my hair as a result, and even if I did I would shave it all off and be a pleasant bald man that laughs really loud and gives his nephew $5 for handing him a beer while grilling. I know that I am a happier man than Stephen…

Ha ha, I’m in the same boat at 52, but my attitude is I’ve always been the coolest guy in the world, no need to change now! lol

I’d make it an 8 step process, because I’m not missing the chance to spit in that motherfucker’s drink.

Your comment sent me down the hole of figuring out what Pantone color I am. 1555C based on my findings from a photo of myself. There really should be people on Etsy selling people mugs and stuff with their personal colors on  them.

Oh my God I’m totally going to copy-paste that bullshit and “apologize” to my rabidly pro-Trump mother-in-law.

When Greta Thunberg has time for you, write your will. 

I was going to read it yesterday but I had just watched James Corden and a group of various cast members from Les Mis perform “One Day More ”, with lyrics changed to reflect the last four years, and being the musical dork that I am, I couldn’t take any more crying. Also he got Patti Lupone to join in. She played the…

Hey Q-Anon Losers,

And yet, just as the sun blocks our view of larger, brighter stars, nothing - no love, no despair - could compete with her obsession to obtain enough Dalmatian puppies to make the glorious coat she’s envisioned for years.

To be fair, what did the poor Norwegians do to be dragged into this? :( 

Well said. She was essentially the Pet Rock of First Ladies.

On the plus side, there is now a reference point defining the minimum impact of FLOTUS initiatives. We have Nancy’s DARE measurably increasing drug use as a current worst case, Michelle’s “Let’s Move” lowering child obesity and increasing food availability to 9.5M people as a current best case, and Be Best safely…

Jared’s getting a pardon, for sure.

So how does this cover compare with all of Melania’s?

My boyfriend told me she was carrying a Don’t Tread On Me flag... I cackled an evil cackle, I did. If this is true, praise be the gods of irony. 

“Trumpdóttir” should be “Donalddóttir” if you really want to go by icelandic naming conventions

Gossip Girl ... Now in Colour!

It’s a shame when people who used to be someone don't realize it.

Do any of these dinguses actually know what “Cancel Culture” means? A mayor here is refusing to remove a Columbus statute because of “Cancel Culture,” and she used the scare quotes. I think she has bigger ambitions than small city mayor, she also refused to change the name of Paul Manafort Drive, although Senior does…

As someone who tries to work from home with daughters (and a son), I am sympathetic to anyone who encourages irresponsible firearm usage around my children, but that may just be the complete and utter burnout speaking.