Please make COVID the cause of death, please. I don’t pray for much.

Oooh, I bet Melancholia is gonna be pretty pissed when that issue hits her mailbox*

She did have her own TV series for a little while, Veronica’s Closet, and then another one, Fat Actress (probably her best /s).

But the tell-all book was written years ago. Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All.

I actually thought it would end up the other way. That there would be enough racism, even in Democratic voters, to make Warnock’s win less likely. I’m happy to be proven wrong on that point. I hope it’s not due to some latent anti-Semitism though.

She really should be able to name her next position. Chairwoman of the DNC? Anything else we can give her?

Yeah, fuck those kids with cancer. They should have eaten their broccoli.

The current White House team can suck it. No vaccines for those willing superspreaders.

I will stand ready to present the oral argument

Ivanka and Jared have purchased a $30 million lot on a private island

As opposed to the other kind, whatever this is.

I call bullshit on the food left on his doorstep. He has Secret Service protection (unfortunately for everyone) and I don’t think they’re going to allow random people to drop off anything.

So this sits “on the grounds” of Bedminster Golf Club? Is it then owned by the club and can it be seized and sold along with any other assets in bankruptcy or criminal prosecutions?

Former presidents’ adult children (over age 16) don’t get Secret Service protection, so they’re on their own.

6.57 would be average-ish. Nothing to be ashamed of.

I heard somewhere that if you don’t test for Downs you don’t have any cases.

There is one thing in her Koo-Koo for QAnon^TM statement that sounds plausible: That Georgia governor Kemp took payoffs to contract with Dominion for the state’s voting machines. Not because of a vast conspiracy, just because he’s generally crooked, and money is money.

Fortunately there are other vaccine options coming along quickly that won’t require extreme freezing and appear to be comparable in effectiveness.

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