Nah, it might damage my car.

The word cunt was invented for someone just like Betsy Deville.

he’d converted “several Muslims to Christ”

As young as they are, they know not to approach grandpa. They will find no warmth there.

It looks like her hair is pulling her entire face down with it.

Plus they’re going to have to change schools again in January.

Why would McConnell care about that now? He’s safe for the next six years and he can retire after that, at age 84.

I think you meant Don Jr and the cocaine. Eric is just not right in the head, but it’s heredity, not cocaine, in his case.

Mostly I’m thinking of the logistics of moving the First Lady back and forth from the White House to the college every single day. What kind of security detail will that require? Will there need to be a multi-vehicle motorcade? And will that screw up already-bad traffic twice a day?

I think it’s great that she intends to do this, but I don’t think it will last very long for the reasons you mentioned. Too many security/logistical issues to worry about.

Lindsey is in full thrashing-around mode. He’s a remora who’s losing his shark and desperately needs to find another one to attach himself to.

The White House needs a permanent Cat in Residence. Once a day that cat would get up, stretch, eat, look at all the stupidity going on, and go back to sleep.

I think he may have tried putting his big boy pants on recently and they split at the seams. 

That’s why she had to come back to the White House; she’s the only one who can calm grandpa when he starts having one of his fits.

In other words, she got an allowance from her parents for doing some chores.

He needs someone young and muscular to help with the luggage, just like George Rekers (go to the heading “Rent Boy” Allegations).

I can forgive Ron for having an unrealistic, rosy memory of his father. It’s family, after all. He seems pretty clear-eyed about the present situation and having that message come from the son of St. Ronnie must have some value.

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Was Rudy always this stupid and desperate, even when he was the mayor? Or did something happen to him -- maybe he’s also had a series of min-strokes?

If Coca-Cola is willing to sell it, I wouldn’t be surprised if some enterprising company snapped up the brand and continued making it for a while.