SDNY is still federal, the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, so in theory, anything coming out of there could be killed by a pardon deal.

In the name of the Father [thrust] the Son [thrust] and the Holyeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!

“Donald Trump in heels” = Donald Trump. He just hides the high heels on the inside of his shoes.

So you kidnap the governor and then what?

That’s $400,000,000 (that we know of)

They broke down our gate, they trespassed on our property

I haven’t heard much recently about Bob Dole’s health, but he’s still alive out there at age 97. So I suppose he could have served two terms with ease, starting at a youthful 73.

He only gets excited about glory holes in the Indianapolis bus station men’s room.

Let’s substitue Loving for Obergefell and see how Clarence Thomas feels about his interracial marriage and the bigots that used religion to oppose that, too.

I don’t see a reason to delay, but they shouldn’t be in the same location.

I’m sure the Secret Service guy, whoever he is, would make a loving stepfather for Barron. That kid needs some stability in his life.

I just saw a Facebook post by Sen. Duckworth, trying to shame the Republican senators who congratulated her on her baby, but who now would vote to approve someone who would make that baby’s method of conception illegal.

I would like Jordan C. delivered to my house, where he can take his shirt off and we can drink wine together.

My god, if you need a prima facie argument that there’s no discrimination against white men, you just look at the two old white guys on the stage last night.

Evil Peron

Normally IvankaCo would have to pay taxes on that as income, but I’ll just bet IvankaCo is a consistent money loser as well, so there were plenty of losses to offset that income.

That’s a pretty high fee she gets for saying, “Daddy, let’s buy some property in Hawaii.”

I signed up for direct deposit, so if I don’t check my balance it’s easy to forget about all that free money that’s coming in!

With all that Soros protest money pouring in, who needs a job?

so, so much worse...