The Toddler-in-Chief heard about Pence heading to New Hampshire, had a paranoid freak-out about Pence’s 2020 presidential ambitions, and ordered him not to go.

So how many compromising positions are in his past? Maybe in those photos he’ll claim that they were “reporters” too.

Yes. A wooden statue, a carelessly discarded cigarette... What a shame that would be.

Maybe it does. Can anyone read Slovenian?

the state will no longer be offering any financial incentives to Nike for its recently-announced plant near Phoenix.

Better check your polling numbers. Americans really like Medicare, once they’re old enough to access it. Age 65+ poll at 88% “very favorable” or “somewhat favorable.”

Goofus said, “They get what they deserve for trying to invade our borders,” but Gallant said, “Fuck you, Goofus, you inhumane piece of shit.”

Not only did he kill “hundreds” of civilians, he also killed the ladies.

As if you needed any more proof of the Mercers’ “intelligence:”

I guess late 19th century Republicans were really proto-socialists. They added a lot of new states between 1870 and 1900.

Judy “GARDLAND”? Really?

It’s just like the scene in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels where Michael Caine and Steve Martin first meet and realize that each is trying to out-grift the other one.

And selling his heavily-mortgaged house won’t get him there either.

Remember, a wife can’t be forced to testify against her husband (and vice versa) but if she wants to, hoo boy!!

Of course, but it’s MEXICAN FOOD!!!!

If they started getting sick shortly after arriving, they probably contracted the deadly whatever before leaving home, or on the plane (of death).

I’m almost certainly giving someone too much credit, but it strongly resembles one of the British WWII helmets. Although I think by D-Day the standard helmets were a bit different.

Evidence keeps mounting day by day.

We will not be cowed. When one hero falls, a new one will rise it its place, stronger than ever.

That’s not a shadow. She had a dress made out of the Shroud of Turin.