Big pockets to sneak some Big Macs up to the residence for later.

Yes, this is real.

It was like a bolt of racist lightning out of a clear-blue sky. No one could have expected it. NO ONE!

Yes, they’re the party of Lincoln, in that the majority holds the views of the typical mid-19th century white man.

What do you think Melania puts in her salads?

Nah, they all have child sex slaves in their basements. No time to do catering.

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Absolutely zero chance that he paid. I fully expect we’ll learn that the fast food companies provided the food for free, and that it’s somehow a violation of Federal law for the White House to accept the gift.

That would require a lengthy inpatient hospitalization. The surgery alone could take 12+ hours.

Since there are any number of very good hospitals in the US that could do this procedure, and would be covered by his generous Senate healthcare plan, I suspect it’s actually for some other procedure that’s going to be all-cash anyway.

And still no job prospects for Sarah Huckabee Slanders.

Somebody produced that, certainly not the Resident. He’s never given a shit about “beauty” (unless it’s a hot Miss Teen USA contestant) or “majesty.”

Yes, I was wondering how his fevered brain came up with that word. Don’t dementia patients cling to random memories that were formed a long time ago? Maybe Peaches was the name of his very first prostitute (paid for by Daddy, of course.)

So “hot yoga” = fucking, right?

I really like H.R. 1. It makes it crystal clear that anyone who opposes it has officially adopted the mantle of “Pro-Corruption.”

It took a while for the anti-choice zealots to get organized in the US, too.

That’s what the bathroom stalls are for -- crying and/or praying.

Warren vs Harris vs Gillibrand(?) vs Klobuchar (?) vs ...

I expected a little more creativity on the wall-sawing crowd. They really should have created a specific shape to the hole — like maybe the shape of a 260-lb human figure with a prominent comb-over/pompadour.

Acme builds the best walls. They’re sure to get the contract.