11 uses Arabic numerals, so we can’t use that. It’s XI.

But now she can’t understand any complex issue because she can’t hear the mansplaining.

Bernie has the chance to be king/queen maker by using his influence. But he’ll never be king himself.

These events have photographers elbow to elbow. They don’t necessarily have the space to move around for better positioning.

I guess the concept of 1/2 and 2/2 to connect two tweets is just too complicated for him.

The Academy has a really long history of serially nominating great actors, but not actually giving them the award (until it’s time for a lifetime achievement award) such as: Deborah Kerr (6 nominations), Richard Burton (7 nominations), Peter O’Toole (8 nominations), and even Meryl Streep (12 nominations between 1984…

And if I were a photographer at the event I’d be extremely pissed that the fucking model won’t get out of my celebrity shot.

That is a logical response to this weird season, where A Star Is Born and Bohemian Rhapsody are nominated in the Drama category and not the Musical/Comedy category. And Mahershala Ali wins the supporting award, not the lead actor award for the non-comedy, non-musical Driving Mr. Daisy, or whatever.

Are they still hiring? What’s the pay scale?

Does Lucy Liu have any children? It looks like she took their drawings off the refrigerator and made a dress out of it. At least the sheer overlay (cape?) mutes some of the impact.

What the hell did Jamie Lee Curtis do to herself? She looks like a 70-year-old from Miami Beach who can’t stay out of the sun.

This is the college version of Mike Pence’s inability to be in a room alone with a woman.

I certainly hope no one unearths video of some terrible “acting” she did in college. That would make her a senator already.

Your lights are on, but you’re not home
Your mind is not your own.
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Camera time is what it takes

I’m looking forward to her being employed fighting brush fires for 25 cents an hour.

Gaah! Three people, grouped horizontally. Turn your goddamn camera into landscape mode!

No, there are lady legs on display under there. He can’t be trusted not to hump them.

The only part I can read is where he’s practicing his signatures: “Mrs. Donald Trump. Mrs. Zinke-Trump, Ryan Zinke-Trump, Mrs. Ryan Trump, etc.”

We have about five years of new public domain rollouts every January before Disney tries to clamp down again and demand another extension. Of course there have been multiple variations on Mickey Mouse, so if Disney can’t protect the black and white 1928 version, they can still fight over the first color versions.

M(MC)C = M²C²