I didn’t like how they were trying for force the sentiment with that picture. It was so obviously staged. How many rejected pictures do they have of the dog suddenly getting up and starting to walk away?

I think his funeral will be very well-attended, but there won’t be any mourners.

The headline says “brewing” but there was no beer involved, ancient or modern??

Maybe the survivors can’t get their day in court, but they can and should get their stories out into mass media. Imagine if these 60+ women came forward as a group and told what happened.

Understandable confusion. Clearly they mistook his Philadelphia accent for Jamaican. I’m sure it happens all the time; they are so similar.

That sounds like language the First Lady’s staff would use. They probably wrote the whole thing.

I think it’s appropriate that the corpse of Barbara Bush is being wheeled over to take a part in the blood ritual. I expect it’s one of the required elements to open the Hellmouth.

Why are they wearing their tactical bicycle patrol uniforms, instead of the normal celebrity-meeting gear?

his personal physician loosened his tie and unzipped #41's trousers

There’s no easier way to serve it on a cracker.

I know it’s normal for a prosecutor to leave no stone unturned in the search for evidence, but in this case there’s a rotting corpse under every single one.

That would be the only correct interpretation of his punctuation choice.

What I want is an IKEA that only has the food store, so I can pick up my salmon-paste-in-a-tube without walking through the elaborate maze.

This is such nonsense, and I won’t believe any of it until someone tells me that it’s connected to the basement of a pizza place in Washington.

Calling any random Congressman a big old drunk is probably right about 50% of the time.

If she really wants to protest (and stay warm at the same time.)

I can only assume that the list is being displayed by by the number of positive votes received. Then Papa John’s receiving only one vote in its favor makes sense and the list seems somewhat accurate, with CPK receiving seven up-votes.

Ch-ch-ch-chia.

Houseboy’s name is Mario, nor Maria.

You mean he’s doing the Mike Pence shuffle, too?