The route is more than two miles long. You don’t have to see it from Macy’s front door, or wherever.

They live out their dotage in comfort. But enough about the *resident. Those poor turkeys!

I’d like to see NBC keep her under contract for as long as it runs, but give her no assignments, and keep her off TV the whole time. And they should constantly talk about ideas for a comeback in “a few weeks” that never materializes.

That’s just the Armenian slang for marijuana.

Why is he showing off his grandson’s coloring book?

If the rule specifically says “hat” she should just go on the House floor proudly wearing her head scarf.

True, the beast had to be fed.

I totally agree, of course George W. Bush should have captured Osama Bin Laden long before Obama did. Instead, we got a bullshit war in Iraq.

Five states (Idaho, Kentucky, Nebraska, Tennessee, and South Dakota) revoked their previous ratification votes even before the original deadline. But it’s an unresolved constitutional question whether they can do that, as is the question whether Congress can actually impose a deadline in the first place.

Or they saw how well the fundraising was going and decided they should try to grab some of it for themselves.

“like most rights, the right secured by the Second Amendment is not unlimited.” It is “not a right to keep and carry any weapon whatsoever in any manner whatsoever and for whatever purpose.”

Why does she even need to try? This is Mississippi; all the hard-core racists who voted for the third guy will come home to the Republicans in the run-off. And they’ll be welcomed with open arms.

Illinois has been wrecked on a very bipartisan basis. Since 1980 Republicans have held the governor’s seat 27 years, Democrats 12 years. The biggest cause of the state’s financial mess is massively underfunded pensions and that takes decades to build up.

It looks like the minimum ticket price is $70. So it was worth at least that to this person to be an asshole in front of everyone? He could have stood outside as people were entering the theater and shouted the same thing for free.

They have bushels of debt that dwarf their bushels of money. They’re constantly teetering on the brink of bankruptcy because of really poor decision making. That’s why Senior is constantly grasping at stupid deals.

So I conclude that calling in a fake mass shooting to the local police might result in a lot of people at NRA headquarters randomly shooting at each other. I can’t stress this enough: No one should call in a fake mass shooting at the NRA headquarters to the local police department.

He’s basically a very skilled technician within a very limited area of expertise, kind of like a skilled Rolls Royce mechanic. It doesn’t mean he has any other skills whatsoever.

Ironically, this is the one job that Jared Kushner could conceivably do, based on his experience in housing.

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What about Michael Fassbender?????