To live without you would only be heartbreak for me.

I thought Seth had really let himself go.

Is she doing a book tour? This should be read to her at every stop.

It’s obvious that his lawyers got a good look at the government’s evidence and are trying to work out the best plea deal they can manage.

I just imagine that Amercia is a peaceful fishing village on the Mediterranean coast of Spain. It hasn’t been discovered by the tourists yet, so you can relax, and the paella is the best I’ve ever tasted.

I propose we start with the requirement that all health insurance companies must convert to not-for-profit status. Then, when the executives see their that their exorbitant pay and bonuses are going to end, they’ll move onto some other blood-sucking opportunity. This clears the way for new leadership who can ease the…

From the 2000 presidential election to here

She’s just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
Beware the devil woman
She’s gonna get you.
She’s just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
Beware the devil woman
She’s gonna get you from behind.

She’s just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
Beware the devil woman
She’s gonna get you.
She’s just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
Beware the devil woman
She’s gonna get you from behind.

WHAT emerging threats?!?

But in the zero gravity of space, bone spurs are not an obstacle. Saddle up, Donnie!

The real house is a classic split-level. Central level on the right with the living room, kitchen and dining room, stairs up to the bedrooms (probably three) and stairs down to the den. This is very similar to the house I grew up in.

Nicholas Cage’s performance in Peggy Sue ruined a big chunk of the movie, but there’s that one scene where Peggy Sue, having gone back in time, picks up the phone at her parents’ house and hears the voice of her long-dead grandmother...

I take a mortgage interest deduction from my income taxes every year. I guess that would make me ineligible.

I would advocate for leaving it exactly as it is, in its damaged state. But that’s a tripping hazard, so fill the hole with clear lucite and call it a day.

So you’re saying the New York Times doesn’t know how to use possessives correctly? Look at that headline.

Yes, even the “good Jews” went to the gas chamber, Stephen. You’ll never be fully accepted by the group you want so desperately to join.

Then you gotta get someone to look after what they’re up to. Let’s call him the “Seeover.” And you have to make sure no one can run off, so let’s connect them all together. We’ll call it a “chain bunch.”

John James?

How much do you think it would cost to recreate Emmet Till’s monument in 100% Kevlar?