Some people could, and did.

That would only be correct if one governor was running in multiple races. Multiple governors, multiple races. It’s all plural.

And in its quest for corrections, the Daily Caller got this completely wrong (but NYT got it right.)

Optimal cake sizing is whatever comes out of the Duncan Hines box and the can of frosting.

Take the Omaha Steaks, a little Wite-out and a Sharpie, and voila! Obama Steaks!

Isn’t there always a rousing game of quidditch for the younger set?

“First rule is not to talk about it.”

Although Norman Lear was very active in ‘70's television, he didn’t create everything — and he had nothing to do with Diff’rent Strokes.

O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’ down the street. / Oh, don’t let him pass my door! / O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’ down the street / I wish I knew what he was comin’ for.

“improbable hair “

I’ve been saying that for the past year, so it’ll be satisfying, and terrifying, to be proven right.

Now I’m scared for her. The Evil Administration is looking for excuses to de-naturalize citizens, and she’s probably moved to the top of the list.

If the NRA is suing New York and making this claim, doesn’t that mean they will have to open up their books to inspection by the defendant’s legal team?

Prefontaine (1997) vs Without Limits (1998)

For some reason he needed these specific items to make the laser machine to control the world’s weather. (Don’t try to make sense out of it.)

Mothers of Valley Park, heed that warning before it’s too late! Watch for the telltale signs of immigrants! The minute your son leaves the house, does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee? Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger? A dime-novel hidden in the corncrib? Is he starting to memorize jokes…

I’d say that Rush’s capacity to consume opioids is also pretty “great.”

I had an interesting conversation a couple of years ago while on a plane leaving Mexico City. There was a brief mechanical delay, with a couple of technicians crowding the cockpit, so the pilot walked down the aisle and plopped into the seat next to me and started chatting.

Yes! He was the roommate of D’Jasper Probincrux III.

So, really, this beef is not all that juicy.