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Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Matt Alberson just had his Oscar moment.

The funniest thing about Kobe Bryant’s retirement “announcement” yesterday is that Kobe Bryant was clearly the last

You’re right. It is sad that whatever provincial metropolis you live in or near isn’t the media capital of the world.

Too bad the Dodgers didn’t win. Mattingly would have let that fan get to third base.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

For a nativist rant this was pretty sloppy and unfocused. Clearly he needs a better offensive coordinator.

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

Jets fans need to get a Kickstarter up to pay Enemkpali’s salary, plus a bounty.

Kevin Durant is going to look so awesome in a Wizards jersey and will dominate the East after ditching this ineptness following the season