Eliazer

8/27/16

I stopped having any other reaction to Trump besides “fuck him” before the primaries even began.

8/27/16

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

8/13/16

Just had to delay this one too, didn’t you Jason?

8/2/16

Well that’s part and parcel with embracing mistakes, right?

7/14/16

Unacceptable. Team Instinct can not hold Area 51. Can we get some Valor trainers up there please!

7/9/16

No way that’s Jeter’s lineup. It’s got the actress with the most range at short.

7/4/16

Prediction: At some point this season, in the midst of a 30-point game streak that will dwarf anything MJ or Joe Dimaggio has ever done, Russell Westbrook will spontaneously combust live on television. He will posthumously be awarded MVP.

7/1/16

Joakim Noah is a 2028 second round pick?

7/1/16

None of these guys are worth the contracts they signed. Fantastic.

6/22/16

Then I’ll have SeaWorld install a park in the White House backyard, because it’s a disaster that no U.S. president has ever owned a whale. NEVER. Crazy.

6/19/16

“Congratulations!”

6/19/16

Now sit back and watch this city rise like a phoenix from the ashes of the Cuyahoga.

6/15/16

Look, Battleborn is fun and all that. No one is denying that. It's just that... Overwatch is better. In every way. If you're going to spend extra money on a full price game, just get it over with and buy lootboxes and submit to your snowy overlords.

6/14/16

Hey, chill out!

6/13/16

To me it will always be Spyro!

6/6/16

Unleash the Nazgul?

6/5/16

For real. I love the Buckeyes but for there to be this kind of systemic shit...fuck ‘em, i care more about people than football.

6/4/16

I’ve never really been a huge boxing fan, but I (and everyone else on Earth) can appreciate the level of athlete and human being that left us all behind tonight.

Such a captivating combination of athlete and activist may never be seen again.

Float on, Mr. Ali. Parkinson’s disease can kiss my fucking ass.

5/27/16

Worth noting: they announced it at 7pm ET on the Friday night of Memorial Day weekend.

4/8/15

OR... hear me out on this one..... you walk away? De-escalate the situation? Ever think of that as an option? You are going to take someones life because he threatened you or your family? All you gun people have this fantasy that you are going to prevent some kind of loss of life with your heroics and your back yard…