See, I find this take disingenous. Is acting sex work if they have a hot tub scene?

These pics crack me up. The trashiest people in the nation get inside the Capitol, and what do they do? Act like trash. 

I'm picturing Ben Shapiro in a ski mask skulking around like the Grinch and giggling to himself as he pulls a pig head out of a backpack.

FIFA 21 has MLS licensing. You can play as FC Cincinnati in all game modes, including Manager and Player Career.  I’m not sure if PES has MLS teams.

FIFA has FC Cincinnati. I think that’s the Ultimate Team mode.

Yep let's have 2 rapists running for office. I love to believe women only when it's convenient to me!

If they lift this order over the fucking dow jones, I will be marching into the center of my city and rioting. I suggest you do the same

Apparently he’s some PhD student at Hillsdale College, which I find absolutely shocking.

If anyone’s up for a challenge, I’d suggest giving Everquest a try.

Klaus was robbed.

I’m not trying to do anything. It’s clear we see the world entirely different ways. You’re content to be a corporate lapdog and should be put down.

I am not. It’s pretty simple. The conclusion is extrapolated based on our responses to this situation, and I already know everything I need to know about how little good…

It wouldnt have wiped out the play, but it should’ve given them 15 yards from the end of the play and an automatic first down

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

+1 set of DeVante Parker’s stone hands

I’m just happy that Andrew Luck timed this announcement before Monday’s “Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Indianapolis Colts” entry. Thanks, Mr. Luck!

No, why?

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

But Goddammit you WON

I was fully prepared to raise hell about the lack of mutant league football until your last paragraph.