This is on my DVR for when I get home from this graveyard shit and I am fucking PUMPED. Congratulations, Drew! If you don’t spend eternity rubbing this shit in Burneko’s face, man...I’ll be disappointed.
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Eliazer
Fuck Duke
First, I would go back to the 1997 World Series, Game 7 and push Edgar Renteria’s single 20 feet left towards a waiting Omar Vizquel who throws him out. My nine year old self couldn’t handle that one.
Second, I would stop Kimo von Oelhoffen from pointlessly tearing Carson Palmer’s knee apart on the Bengals first drive…
At some point in history my kids got possession of fake dog shit that looks troubling real. They use it often and it has been an April Fool's staple in the past. This morning I went into the bathroom and saw it on the floor, Ha Ha real original guys. It was only after I'd picked it up with my bare hand I realized…
Last one is kindof redundant. You already listed Hell.
Can we move the Cardinals out of St. Louis too? Some suggested landing spots:
A wise man once summed this up perfectly: “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! “
No, you stop.
Triple H with that son of Shockmaster entrance was the most ridiculous thing of the night.
I'm a single Dad to three tween boys, other parents are nosey as hell about my wife and I suppose I don't make myself look any better by saying she died "unfortunately". It sounds better than cancer, I use that when I wanna get laid.
Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.
This column is called "Adequate Man" not "Snotty Whole Foods granolaperson awfulness Man"
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Its too bad they're not receiving 825,000,000. Maybe they'd buy you an editor. Jesus Christ.
...or the yet-to-be-made Richie Incognito biopic.
He hadn't had a chance to learn the Cardinal Way yet. If only Adam Wainwright had more time!
Full disclaimer: I will be a 27 year old Reds fan by the time opening day rolls around this year.
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Way too fast.
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