Based on comments from a few high-profile stars and the union boss, it looks like the players are going to be coming on strong for a bigger slice of the pie.

Amazing how quickly the NFL can come up with a clear, concise & specific set of regulations on a compelling issue that it cares about: Making money. Beating the everliving fuck out of women & children? Not so much.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

"Come on, come on... just one hit, Josh."

Pretty sure this is karmic retribution for that alternate jersey.

"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSYYYYYY!"

I think it's pretty safe to say that America has a rich person problem. Studying law taught me one thing: the law is already ridiculously and increasingly skewed in the favor of business and corporations against consumers and citizens. There are two sets of judgements: for those who can afford it and for those who…

Except it's not at all mediocre and you're just being a whiny bitch, but it seems like you and disappointment deserve each other so hey. Good luck with that.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Levenson's family was also in the process of having him declared incompetent due to dementia, based on his continued insistence that Hawks' fans were real.

....one day, I will desire to leave this world; my work believed to be done. At this point, I shall add mascarpone to my polenta and sail peacefully into the West.

I feel like Deadspin started as a sports site, and now with all the cross posting and kinja blogs it has become more of a...men's interests site? Like a men's magazine but infinitely less awful. I, for one, like being able to find articles that suit all my interests in one place and Albert mixes food and humor in a…

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

To be fair, Romine would have been a better option than Joe Nathan even if the score was 6-5 Detroit.

I believe you missed North Korea, Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan, Liberia, and Florida.

If you can find pork belly, make porchetta. It's pork belly wrapped and tied around a pork loin, with a rub of herbs and spices in between. It's a goddamn magical frankenpiggy.

DECEMBER 14-19 1970 (Polish Rioters were cut down by Military and Police)WORST DAYS OF LIFE. NEVER FORGET. FUCK YUO SOVIET RUSSIA.

broccoli turns the table, completely ignores rex ryan

The hilariously cute part is that you're obviously infuriated your team didn't get Kevin Love. You're pulling out all the stops insulting the team, the players, the city, the commenters...but all the while you want us to believe you're just cool as a cucumber right now.