Completely agree with skipping the bread and having lettuce be the chicken salad to face vehicle of choice. I recommend smearing on some Dijon mustard and laying a slice of sharp provolone down before loading on the chicken salad.

My American colleagues tell me that if any of them got caught in the States doing something like this they'd be sacked on the spot and publicly shamed (by websites like yours, no less). In Britain we think if we just ignore something it will go away.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

At this point, crushing the Vikings is about as hard as tripping a one-legged man.

Always is.

Right now he seems more focused on crushing the Minnesota Vikings. Which oughtta be fun to watch.

The Packers are also publicly owned every time they play the 49ers.

When you're 60 years old and wondering why you're still a virgin, feel free to reflect upon your post. It contains all the answers you seek.

Is funny because you take girl much more attractive than most and pretend you too good for her! Implying women who don't look like supermodels are ugly is hilarious!

Trade Wiggins? They would do anything for Love, but they won't do that.

Man, first Blanka loses in the Evo semi-finals to Dhalsim, and now this? Brazil can't catch a break.

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

I feel bad for Gordon...to an extent. He's incredibly talented and has (or had) an opportunity to carve out a memorable and lucrative career in the NFL. However, if your employer asks to you lay off the fucking ganja...for millions of dollars no less...take the hint and put down the fuckin' weed! Money, fame, and…

.....are you serious right now? You know what a fallacy. You are literally dripping drool on the keyboard as you type, people are shredding you intellectually (seems par for the course) and you think reading a couple of comments on gawker (which I read, I know he accused you of using fallacies, you fucking plebe, this…

I appreciate your strong value system and would like to subscribe to the print edition of your newsletter.

OK, soccer that was a lot of fun. See you in a few years.

COMPLETELY off topic- Vexatious Litigant is bitchin name for a band.

How could he lie to us like that? How could he be so shellfish?