I'm almost positive Operation "Dox Her and tell her Parents" is in full swing on Reddit.

Yes, you lowing moron, that is exactly what I am telling you. Different leagues have different policies when it comes to taking video. The NBA, for example, could not give less of a shit about people ripping video and putting it on the internet. The NFL used to not care that much, but has gotten more persnickety…

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

Well at least we know what a Texas thinks about this.

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Still waiting for you to enlighten all of us. Doesn't seem like anybody understood either, shed some light on it for the rest of the class! I mean the obvious answer is still that you're some faux intellectual dumbshit who won't own up to the fact that nobody else thought you were super edgy for making fun of the…

I remember my first beer

And I thought I was angry. You're such an angry douche that I don't want to be angry anymore. Life changed, here, by your assholery.

Pretty thin skin for someone whose only contribution to the discussion was negative.

Andddddddd you have backpedaled out the back of the end zone, through the tunnel and into the parking garage. Please enlighten us all to your great and detailed point?

Here's a hint: you can't say something tremendously stupid; then immediately act like you had some big point to make that everyone missed when you get called out on it. Nobody believes you. Everybody believes you are a dumbshit. This much is apparent.

Check out this hilariously salty motherfucker. Come on, bust out the name of the professional sports publication that pays you for your writing. Everybody is waiting.

Is this your bracket?

I'll be completely honest with you. I know nothing about baseball.

I love how you put this pre-emptive comment, and everyone is literally responding to it with the comment you've already addressed.

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

I remember a few years back a fake football player also made the rounds on a bunch of shows, and then the Raiders drafted him first overall.

As a pizza boy, if everyone could make sure of this, it'd make everyone happier.

Tipping the pizza kid isn't negotiable. Fucking tip him.