Maybe we should elect him mayor.

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Things That Are Democratic, Ranked by Tony Kornheiser

Magic Johnson wore 32 because it was his T-Cell count.

> Tony Romo throws out back

DIE HARD IS THE OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS MOVIE

THERE IS ONE TRUE CHRISTMAS MOVIE, FUCK THAT BB GUN BULLSHIT, HE HAS A MACHINE GUN. HO HO HO

There is one official Christmas movie.

It's Die Hard.

Dear Santa,

Could be worse.

Oh, come on, I'm not a complete fucking moron.

[Feels pervasive hunger]
[Eats Manwich]
[Continues to feel gnawing sense of need]
[Buys Surface 2, La Pavoni espresso machine, and ostrich-leather lounge pants with platinum-plated grommets]
[Still feels dull ache in center of chest]
[Stares at chest]
[Squints]
[Meditates]
[Focuses…

The NFL should force Tomlin to suit up and play in an actual game, as per the requirements of the Bobby Heenan Interference Clause of 1985.

We can do this one again.

And a splendid night at the theater was had by all. Chris Bosh was especially excited. "My favorite part was how they were all wearing microphones that stuck on their head, and you didn't even have to hold them! It was just like Beyonce! Also, the part where Mark gets that job he wanted," he said afterwards. "Now…

Damn you beat me to it as I was writing this up

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Graeter's > Aglamesis

Stan died the right way.

To borrow a classic, hopefully performance art comment from another user, another Foodspin, long ago and far away...

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Also good is mashed rutabagas and carrots.