but, that's not where my deposits go...♫¢ha-¢hiiiiiing!♪

I know. Doesn't he just look so desperate to be doing normal, non-racist pug things?

I REALLY do not appreciate a pug being brought into this.

You guys this show is so racist the pug is even in black face!

Y'know, never give up hope. My mother always had a streak of racial bigotry about her, having been raised in an era/part of the country/family that tended to that mindset. Despite being married to my dad, a staunch Democrat, for over 30 years prior to his untimely death (fuck you, cancer-fuck you so much), she…

"The area is not safe and we recommend leaving, if possible," tweeted Tahrir Bodyguard.

As a grown woman, I learned of the existence of 4 half-siblings and an aunt. As soon as I found out about them, I took steps to get in touch-my contact person was said aunt. Oh, the joy! I'm not even kidding. They had all known about me (well, of course that sorta goes without saying for my aunt, who was alive…

See, now here's the perfect time for those men-are-naturally-superior-to-women types to speak up and demand that guys use their divinely-granted moral turpitude to learn to keep it in their pants instead of blaming rape on the old "but he just couldn't help it" excuse. But that's just crazy talk, right?

Yeah. I'm in Texas. Fuck.

My mother has always been like this. It's pretty bad.

Sounds like my mom except she used to be a hippy liberal pot smoking Democrat. Oh the arguments we have...they're lovely.

I am suddenly struck by a mental image of paranoid_shiksa_feminista charging the state capitol building in Columbus whilst wielding a battleaxe.

Knute is indeed pronounced Ka-newt. Good ole Norwegian/Scandinavian names. Although, if they were going properly Norwegian,they would have given him four names.

oh my jesus. that is worse than I could have possibly imagined.

get a load of this. neither. it's ka-nute. like. kah newt.

While I feel absolutely horrible for the Cirque du Soleil performer and her fellow cast (cast? is that what they're called?), my mind keeps straying to the blissfully unaware vacationers who had been looking forward to this big fancy show in the big neon town and instead witnessed someone's death. Holy shit. How awful.

Now she's Jenny from the former Soviet Bloc?

He genuinely does this kind of thing all the time. People tweet him about potholes and malfunctioning traffic lights and cats stuck on roofs and if he doesn't go fix whatever it is himself, he dispatches someone to do it right away. It's kind of amazing.

I have to admit. Since getting a kitty, I have become that cat person. I can barely stop myself from posting pictures of her on Facebook every day, even if she is a rotten little shit 75% of the time.

I feel like kittens are mother nature's way of apologizing for cockroaches.