I pray I never run into a big cat outside of it's cage, because there is NO WAY, I will fight the urge to think it's just a giant house cat and run up to it to rub it's belly, pet it, or do other cat-like things which will promptly cause it to kill me.

I got through the first 5 or 6 items on the list and was thinking that it was reasonable. Then I hit bread. They can pry bread of my cold dead hands.

YEP. I won't eat a fast food hamburger every day, but every once in a while? Sure! You can pry my semi-annual Big Mac out of my cold, dead hands.

Yes. I'm never giving up bread. I don't care how bad it is for me. I was raised on it and it will never not be delicious to me. I don't fancy giving that up.

I agree. A good friend of mine went vegan and acts like its no big deal. Thing is she doesn't like food. Never has. She's not into it and doesn't care. If I was one of 'those,' I'd be sinewy and wiry by now and not full and soft. My full-softness is okay for now. I've cut back, but I agree, fat, salt and sugar…

For real. I eat pretty well, and I don't eat a lot of fast food, but I am not about to give up carbs just because someone says I should.

I'm with you. I want real badness, not weak ass imitation LIES.

I can't do this anymore. I can't, I can't, I can't. Maybe they can write an essay about why protesting is wrong, or do we only let rapists do that?

if facebook can manage to delete anything-that-looks-like-a-breast photos, i'm sure they can manage the rape photos

Who are the adorable people in this gif?? The cuteness!

You're not buying shit. It's part of my compensation package at work. Thanks for trying.

Can somebody explain why you think you're "buying someone's birth control" because you both participate in the same insurance plan?

Learn anything today? Or are you still a dimwit?

You're not paying for my birth control. I'm paying for my own birth control, through my insurance company, because I work and get insurance as part of my compensation.

Because controlling fertility is a necessary component of physical and mental health.

My (pre-teen) kid takes birth control to manage a condition she has that's unrelated to 'sexy time.' My mother-in-law, too old to give birth, takes birth control to also manage a condition that's unrelated to 'sexy time.'

Complains about "paying for birth control" (wait 9 months) Complains about teenage mothers, welfare babies, etc.

According to the church, women fall into two categories: Madonna or whore. For the former, her chastity precludes the need for contraception and for the latter, who gives a shit what the slut wants anyway. There is no third category for "I am a intelligent, adult human being capable of making decisions about my own…