Animal Control is consistently one of the most underfunded branches of local government in most cities, I think. Ours is pretty unreliable as well.

I already kind of do, actually. :-/

My cat is snuggled up on my left side, my in-laws' neurotic chihuahua is snuggled up on my right side. My physical presence is the only thing preventing full-scale war here.

I actually dug out the original Gamecube version and have been playing that lately. Just paid off my exorbitant house loan to that racketeering raccoon again.

"Your opinion has been duly noted and will be archived until its formal review, which, due to backlog, will be sometime in 2018. Thank you."

You are seriously overestimating my skill with numbers. But thank you!

I'm boring when it comes to Blizzards. Plain ol' Oreo is where it's at for me.

I had a really mediocre and super expensive shrimp sandwich thing from Panera. I don't know why I got it. 4/10—would not recommend.

I work at Lush and use the products exclusively. After having acne for over a decade, I finally have decent skin! You should check it out! Here are a couple of products I really like:

Oh God. Me. Me me me me.

Stare at them coldly and say "Well, you're still alive, so...no. Lucky you."

Soooooooooorrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA.

You know what are REALLY good? Those Snickers ice cream bars.

...I don't actually have anything productive to add. Sorry.

I figure the hardest thing with be dealing with Celsius/metric conversions, and let's face it, there's an app for that.

Look, if I want to dress as comic book character I have to accept that my options are pretty fucking limited if I want modestly dressed, which, frankly is an entirely different issue that needs to be handled by the comic artists themselves. It's like, do I try to make an accurate costume? Or do I make my own modest…

I don't know—do you? Some people might. Some people might not. Personal preference and all that.

You should have asked her to cite her sources.

I'm going on my first trip out of the country in a few months and I'm hyper paranoid about doing anything "wrong". Although, it's only Canada so I don't think I have too much to worry about.

So...what? She's just not supposed to dress up as her favorite characters? Or she should find one that wears a floor-length burlap sack?