ElenaFisher2-0
ElenaFisher2.0
ElenaFisher2-0

For the trolls:

When I try to draw anything it looks like it was done by a very small child with questionable motor skills and poor eyesight. In other words, I'm jealous.

Am I really having to bust this out twice in one day?

Dude...just....*sigh*

Oh, get out here with your "common sense" and your "facts".

They get paid enough to be required to wash their hands, that's for damn sure.

Well if that's true then she clearly has a tanning addiction.

Listen, doctors. You get paid an enormous amount of money for your work. Hell yes do I expect you to wash your hands. It's not hard. It's not even particularly time consuming.

In all of the aforementioned cases I was attacked—shoved up against a wall, or they grabbed my ass or breasts.

I've had to physically defend myself against men a couple of times. I'm not trained in martial arts or anything. I just kicked the guy in the junk in one situation, punched a guy in the face in another situation (causing him to fall down an escalator—were were only like 4 feet up so he didn't fall to his death or

I've had sex with 1 person. And I'm married to him and I couldn't be happier. Don't feel bad!

"we cannot deny that drinking safely and moderately is the smartest thing to do."

Several years ago, my best friend and I went to the movies together. We were trying to decide what to see, and I was like, "Oh, look, Marley and Me is playing. Wanna see that?"

WTF kind of assignment is that? Seriously.

So....he IS 14, right? Not 4?

I don't listen to any of them. Am...am I...a Republican?!

Usually, "Love" or "Honey". Ocassionally "Lovermuffin" if I'm being disgustingly saccharine.

My library did that too—but the prizes were books! More books, yay!