“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

*Sweating Intensifies*

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

Coordinating something like that required some impressive Acura-cy.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

“Old love just rusts.”

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

LS swap?

Best thing to come out of these dumb commercials!